Today’s helping of spam was delivered by the unashamed quill of Vivian Masterson. She writes:
- Here’s what we’re offering for this week: Board Certified Medical Doctors in the USA
How much are these Board Certified Medical Doctors and how many do I get in a pack?
- 788,770 in total * 17,658 emails
Those numbers just don’t add up, can you run them again please?
- 34 primary and secondary specialties
I’m only interested in primary as I don’t do sloppy seconds.
- Can easily be sorted by 16 different fields
Corn? Wheat? Barley?
- 47,000 names and emails of the major positions
I had a book on the Karma Sutra which showed me the positions too, it was pretty cheap actually as it was a soiled second… I know, I know, I don’t do sloppy seconds.
- Hospitals in the United States
- American Dentists
- Chiropractors in the USA
- Now priced at: $395 for all listed above
$395 for a hospital filled with doctors, dentists and chiropractors? Sounds like a bargain.
If you can come back to me with an immediate response to all my questions I’d say we have a deal!
Best wishes,
Claggy Derriere