After a 43 month sabbatical the Spam Tin has returned. Is this one last hurrah, or is there a new wave of spam hitting our inboxes?
As usual we have responded in our usual genuine manner, with our response in italics below.
Spamming the Spammers
After a 43 month sabbatical the Spam Tin has returned. Is this one last hurrah, or is there a new wave of spam hitting our inboxes?
As usual we have responded in our usual genuine manner, with our response in italics below.
I have received this email today allegedly from HMG Department of Health:
“Please be aware for health reasons over the swine flu panic we are advising the general public not to eat tinned pork”
I have checked up on this and the Government have said:
“Ignore it, it’s spam”
Today’s spam innovation comes from Bert Drake. This is a man who knows all the crannies in your spam filter, and by doing so helped him to sneak this through:
keaton diverge infrequent
drugstore ahem lop? porch, postman bulldoze.schoolmarm paranoiac open postman suds infrequent, mollifywashbasin nautical drugstore washbasin schoolmarm.
driscoll washbasin.
Is it just the ramblings of some crazy baffoon or is there some encrypted message hidden in the repeated words? If you take all the repeated words and add them together in a sentence you get “Infrequent Drugstore Schoolmarm Postman in Washbasin”. Oooooh the thought of it makes me all hot!
Sadly the excitement of this spammers discovery made him forget to put any links in his spam, rendering it useless art.
In today’s episode little Monu Pathak explains how he can make me more visible. Apparently he also sees dead people.
SEO SERVICES
Dear Sir/Madam,
Is your Site Optimized with the Google latest methodology called LSI to Rank High???
I’m not too sure but I did see an episode of CSI last week in which Grisham got promoted.
Does your Site Rank Low???
Yes, it’s really hanging.
Do you have less traffic on your site???
Who is this Les Traffic? Is he a menace?
Our Steps and the Activities will Rank You Smart
Yes please, rank me good. Are you oriental perchance?
Please Note: This mail is not a spam and is being sent by an Individual. If you don’t intend to accept it, kindly revert back and we will remove you from the list for no further communication.
Define spam for me please. Did I ask for you to send me this?
If yes then continue else goto hell.
Kind regards,
Wally Wick
Today’s spam comes from little Benito.
Dear Benito, before you begin I’d just like to say that your subject line “Apologies but here it is” is a little backwards in coming forward. Don’t apologize for something I haven’t even read yet, you could put off many potential clients by dropping the seed of doubt into their minds that what you’ve sent out is actually a crock of old shit before you’ve even begun.
I hear “safe characters” are all the rage, do you have any in bondite blue?
I’m not sure about breaking any backs to fill my cracks. Are these drugs particularly heavy? Or maybe you sell in such large quantities that everytime you ship a load out of your Columbian sweatshop you snap a few vertebrae getting them onto the fleece-wagons?
Errrr.
This horse, is he a bondite blue? If so we can negotiate.
Best wishes,
Jimmy Changa
Welcome indeed to the new home of spam on the world wide web.
This site is dedicated to all the great spam mail in the world, a repository if you like, nay a haven for the best, most highly crafted spam the world has ever seen.
It’s the only site in the world where you will find an idiot who wants to be spammed, relentlessly and without mercy.
Yes, please SEND ME YOUR SPAM!
I’m not after the day in day out invariably different yet still the same spam about Cialis, I’m looking for a much more hand-crafted experience, something sent specially to get my attention and evoke a response.
The Spam Tin is the only place where the spammers can get spammed and the results will appear here.
This is a call to action, The Spam Tin needs you my friends. Spam me with your best spams, including if possible the reply email address for the spammer and I shall shower them with glory, live here on this blog.
Brilliant!