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Penis 2.0

penis 2.0

Today I’ve been invited to “Update your penis”, which got me to thinking…

If there really was some miracle pill or pump device which could revolutionize my dick what would Penis 2.0 really look like?

Penis 2.0 would include:

  • greater flexibility
  • 2 eyes for glorious 3D!
  • viagra on demand
  • removable layers for switching religions
  • built in RSS feed so that subscribers can know when you are horny
  • user login prevent unwanted access in times of drunken status
  • downloadable updates (watch out for viruses though)
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A true godsend to your little soldier of love

Today’s tinful comes from the highly regarded Giovanni Balestrino, who muses:

  • Do you think you can’t improve what nature gave you? 

That bitch Nature gave me an almighty shove from the top of the ugly tree and pinwheeled me against every branch on the way down.  So yes I would love to improve.

  • We will make you change your mind! 

Sounds a bit like a fascist regime or some kind of brainwashing… tell me more!

  • Consider our method as your fastest and safest way to huge dimension! 

Wow, a dimensional shift is huge!  After this operation will people be able to see me in glorious 3D? If so do I need to supply those red and green specs to everyone I meet?  Could be expensive.

  • Images from a seismic survey has shown the crater is A spokeswoman for the organising committee told theretrieved during a drilling mission surrounding the

Really?  A woman with an oversized cavity having issues during a drilling mission?  I’d recommend an echo scan and see what comes back.

 

Best fishes,

Edwardo Bass