Today’s spam innovation comes from Bert Drake. This is a man who knows all the crannies in your spam filter, and by doing so helped him to sneak this through:
keaton diverge infrequent
drugstore ahem lop? porch, postman bulldoze.schoolmarm paranoiac open postman suds infrequent, mollifywashbasin nautical drugstore washbasin schoolmarm.
driscoll washbasin.
Is it just the ramblings of some crazy baffoon or is there some encrypted message hidden in the repeated words? If you take all the repeated words and add them together in a sentence you get “Infrequent Drugstore Schoolmarm Postman in Washbasin”. Oooooh the thought of it makes me all hot!
Sadly the excitement of this spammers discovery made him forget to put any links in his spam, rendering it useless art.