Spamming the Spammers
Spam-buddy Zondervanamo writes:
Quality, pure medication goods! 100 % human friendly. http://www.spikemyspike.com/
(web address modified to protect the not so innocent)
This surprisingly well crafted image snuck into my inbox today direct from the talented palette of little Bette Wiechman who has prescribed me to “Make love to your woman 2-3 times a day”.
This wartime style art harks back to a time when messages were obvious, signals were clear and a man knew that the only instruction he had to follow was not to fire off his bulging weapon too soon for fear of return fire landing all over his face.
Ironically Spam was the staple diet for the majority of Americans during the second world war as it wasn’t rationed, exactly the time when you may have seen an ad like this… but probably for something more like boot polish instead of cock pills.
God bless you Bette Wiechman for your raunchy retro rocket rudeness!
Today’s image comes courtesy of Jessica Hagy of the Indexed blog. It maketh Spamtinny chortle.
Those Nigerians have been pretty quiet of late, Spamtinny often finds himself wondering just what happened to all his Nigerian “friends”?
Today The Spam Tin brings you more artistic goodness coming from the within the tinned universe of the spam.
Fresh Spam is a blog created by Kipling West, an artist who loves to take a spam message and turn it into an inspired illustration.
Not only is this idea unique and should be championed, I’m assuming Kipling, like myself finds spam as an amazing inspiration for her own form of art.
Surely there must be some future coming together for the Spam blogs? Keep it tuned to The Tin.
Zondervanamo writes:
In looking at one of the images on your site I moused over and saw a bunch
of links courtesy of “SnapShots”One of the links said “Dead People” – following the link I was presented
with this advert, extraordinary.It’s good to know I can find value if ever i need such a product,
Sincerely,
Z
For the curious out there here is a snapshot of the snapshot spamming live! Thanks Z. for your thoroughness.
Today’s tinful comes from the highly regarded Giovanni Balestrino, who muses:
That bitch Nature gave me an almighty shove from the top of the ugly tree and pinwheeled me against every branch on the way down. So yes I would love to improve.
Sounds a bit like a fascist regime or some kind of brainwashing… tell me more!
Wow, a dimensional shift is huge! After this operation will people be able to see me in glorious 3D? If so do I need to supply those red and green specs to everyone I meet? Could be expensive.
Really? A woman with an oversized cavity having issues during a drilling mission? I’d recommend an echo scan and see what comes back.
Best fishes,
Edwardo Bass
Little Gracie Corley has sent us the equivalent of a game of spam sudoku. She writes:
wA4V1544023357526242848878749287522455196755056595514092387
79635098598374900449290290496970270838979810924615033729518
87034747183397177604235827554269464664785242175789566075068
0933446714153725005937071298928574629439154188423CMZLS60544
46979944921592622186051629495092736021585506220248899452080
35178493113901295103419936382645649238014584735683027912579
00669947815972885893977253313019783068617375290545772151757
17629959138534746371131233538858170567392674323590511490245
34423975635600425494018806540785585Zl0418200258269081500177
4126477044746707393387411283175285Ge
Wow, Gracie you sure have excelled yourself today. Is it a record attempt at the longest prime number ever formed by the human hand? Or maybe the simple beginnings of an equation for creating the perfect latte? Who knows but the image you sent through depicting the results is priceless…
Now I get it, it’s actually a formula for growing women from the hairiest parts of the male body. In this instance one from the armpit and one from each nipple.
My recommendation to you young man is to get those giggling tumorous whores surgically removed before you are arrested for polygamy. You may be smug now but when those folic-ally formed bints strip you of everything you own you will wish you had drowned in your own sea of tempestuous love.
Best wishes,
Engelbert McWhirter
(Today’s spam supplied direct from the mailbox of friend to The Spam Tin, zondervanemo)
